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I just wanted to take some time and write about my one true passion and love in life: McDonald’s. I eat McDonald’s at least three times every week if not every day, and sometimes multiple times a day, and I can tell you that I could eat it for the rest of my life. I love it that much. That perfect amount of salty goodness that melts in your mouth after you dip your freshly hot french fries in to that tangy packaged ketchup that stains your napkin, and that first orgasmic bite of that Big Mac exploding in to your mouth as the Thousand Island sauce jizzes deep down your throat. There is no better feeling as your taste buds beg for more, they want you to keep going, keep shoving that burger down your mouth like there’s no tomorrow. And you can’t help but to feel a bit of remorse after that last bite is gone and you lick your fingers clean as you take your last spitting sip of sweet tea.
McDonald’s, how I love you so. I love you, I really do.
It’s like my thoughts about McDonald’s replicated in this post lololol




